My poem

I'd first like to thank Kate for giving me the inspiration for this poem
*ahem*

Hi you! *points finger*
Who? me? where?
Oh here
Where is here?
My room that's where


Ok ok so it's not a master piece or whatever but you know what? I like to read a poem every now and then that's not depressing.
So yeah there you go that's my poem.

Languages

Bonjour!! Well that's my attempt at learning a foreign language, I'm so screwed for my French oral *shrugs*.
I don't like the language anyway, i'm very bad with all languages.....and maths.....and economics......uh oh I'm really fucked.....oh look! It's the thing Kate gave me today!
Well it's really just a sticker off nail polish bottle but look at it fly it's mesmerising! How do you spell mesmerising? That's obviously not how you spell it but anyway what was I saying?.....Oh I can't remember.




Oh yeah French! Ok so I managed to insult some French people the other day but it sooo wasn't my fault all i said was "I hate French" not realising they spoke English but come on how was I supposed to know! and anyway I didn't mean it like that........ok well I did but that's only cause I'm crap and French

Ok I'm gonna go before I make myself look like a bigger ass

Webtexts

Does anybody else have to resort to using webtexts cause they run out if credit?

Well i do regulary (that's spelt wrong i think) and it's very annoying cause i know 300 free texts would be alot of some people but for me it isn't and they also only let you write 160 letters which really isn't enough to send a proper message, which then means i have to send more then one message to say everything i need to which cause me to use up my free texts alot faster *sigh*.

But hey guess there's nothing I can do except try and scab more money for credit but i have a feeling the "but what if there's an emergency" excuse will wear off pretty quickly

Can everyone just please switch to meteor??

Surprise!

Hey and I just realised that my font changed again, what the fuck man?! I think i have a ghost in my laptop. No worries i'll just call the ghost busters!
Shit I lost their number!

The great OZ!

Hello once again my friends, yes that's right it's me the great OZ!! Muhahahaha.....nah just kidding. God I'm sooooooooooo bored. I'm supposed to be studying but meh effort.
Well I guess it could be worse, I could be in school and that would not be fun....right now i'd be in double geography (it took me 4 goes to spell goesgraphy....and i still haven't gotten it...geography there we go) and that is not a fun class. The teacher just bullshits on for ages about absolutly nothing to do with anything!

Mmmmm this chewing gum is good.

Well I better go I think i hear my mom coming and she'll kill me if I'm not studying

AWAY!!!!

Castle Bed!!!!!

Hello I'm back again! Wow two posts in one day, I'm on a roll.....how did my font suddenly change, ok that's creepy. So anyway the start of my weekend was really good. After school on Friday i went to my friend jenny's house and we had a great time and got slightly high off the nail polish fumes and spent over an hour laughing at voice tags we made up on our phones. OH by the way steak pizza from Domino's is ok, I was expecting a much nicer pizza but I was slightly disappointed.
Then on Saturday I went shopping with some friends and i bought a Mr Happy t-shirt! It's the coolest thing I've ever bought. Kate thinks I should wear that, a waist coat and a cool tie to my cousins wedding in America and I'm seriously considering wearing it but he probably wont let me. Then we went to Dunnes Stores and saw what is quite possibly the GREATEST bed ever made! It's a bed in the shape of a castle! It's a castle bed! WOW!!! and this great discovery led a big discussion about our life during college. I'd explain it all now but Kate beat me too it so it'll just look like I'm coping her if i write a blog about it so just go read it on hers.

Then after a long day shopping me Kate and Daire went back to mine and discussed religion, headless chickens, frog babies and pokemon. It was quite an interesting conversation I must admit.

Well I know not the most exciting blog but I'm don't know what else to write so I'm gonna go and see if i can come up with ideas for Polomans and Pologirls symbol. Suggestions are welcome.

Sup Homie

Hey Kate 'waves'. See i did see the blog it wasn't a crash and burn and i hope you see this or i'm just gonna look like such a idiot.

Everytime I try to write a new blog I always forget where the 'new post' button is how stupid is that.

Well I'm just waiting for an episode on supernatural to load online and it's taking ages cause I have a such a slow broadband connection. Grrr stupid technology! So anyway while I'm here I'll just write about my day...... I always write about my day i never have anything really important to say and i never write big long cool blogs about todays culture and teenage life and what not like my friend Kate. It's not that i don't have views on these things cause i do i have very strong views on certain subjects. I think it's just cause I can never put them into words, like even now i'm struggling for words, but I'll work on that and maybe someday I'll come out with an amazing blog that will rock your socks right off your feet and out the window where they will be picked up by some bird and used for the foundations of a nest......that would be funny wouldn't it? A birds nest made out of socks heehee, sorry what was i saying....oh i don't remember

Anyway i got distracted there but yes my day! Well i was supposed to go into Dundrum with Jen but unfortunatly she wasn't allowed out and she has loads of homework so I was made go to my aunt and uncles house for dinner. Now most people wouldn't mind that but every bloody time we go to their house we have the same tasteless roast chicken, roast potatoes and carrots.....is that how you spell carrots?....meh i don't care, and everytime we go there my dad and my uncle watch some boring football match so I'm just left sitting there with nothing to do, so that's basically what i did today.
Well Supernatural has loaded up now so I'm gonna go watch that and later on i'll tell you about the rest of my weekend

......stuff (i'm not good with titles)

What's up maaaaaaaaaaaan??? I'm just sitting in bed on my laptop and thought i'd write another blog cause i caaaaaaaaaan (woops forgot to take my finger off A.....twice).
Well today was pretty cool. Went and hung out at jens house had a great time, got kinda high from the fumes from the nail polish twas fun......*sneeze* sorry. My geography teacher can't use his scanner so his giving me €20 to scan loads of notes for him and i got off like the last three classes today yay! plus no school on monday! I use exclamation marks alot....meh but yeah that's basically the extent of my day. I know it's not as exciting as most days but at least i did very little work in school.

Well i'm tired so i'm gonna go, might right........,woops i ment to sat write, god damn it i mean say write....there we go that better, another blog tomorrow.
*Flys off into the distance* I have a bat with me this time, ain't so smart now are you stupid crows!

hello again

hey guess who it is!!........no not granny.....or sarah.....why does people always say a girls name i have a deep voice!?!!.......yay that's right it's me! Conor (or sparky for those few who know me by that unfortunate name). Well i'm not in a bad mood today like i was in my first post. Why, you ask?.....well you probably didn't ask but i'm gonna tell you anyway, because tomorrow is Friday and i have a three day weekend! No school on Monday!! WOOOO! Exclamation marks!!!!!!!!

Ok so today was a pretty good day in school, a number of things happened which i will tell you about now....well three things really but you know shhhhh and listen...well read....now i'm rambling ramble ramble ramble and i'm done.

Right so the first thing to happen today was in Irish class. We have double Irish every Thursday and it's always so boring and we need to do something to entertain ourselves, like spray lynx on the teachers book and then pour a full bottle of after shave into the bin or turn her pencil case inside out but today we tried something different. We turned all our desk around and then decided to move everything in the room facing the wall even the teachers desk (unfortunatly the white board was screwed to the wall so we're bringing a screw driver to the next class). Now for our class next week we plan on leaving a moving to a different class room when she goes out for the break and leave notes for her to follow until she finds us. Ha and she says we'll run out of ideas eventually.

The second thing to happen today was my economics teacher being out! We were so happy but then our other economics teacher came in and started teaching us but that's not important. So the teacher had been scratching his foot with his pen and accidently left it in his shoe, it was priceless. The entire class was in tears laughing at him and he had no idea what was going on and started giving out until someone pointed it out to him but it was still on of the funniest things to ever happen in that class.

And the third and final thing to happen today was me not having to go to study. I got to go to the computer room instead to do some "research" for my history project. I know it's not very exciting but if you do after school study you'll realise how good missing it is.

So now i'm at home writing this and talking to my good friend Aife, who's eating dinner at the moment and very slow at replying.

Well i'm off byebye *flys off into the distance.....then gets attacked by a pack of savage crows* AH GET OFF ME!!!! FOUL BEASTS!!!

1st blog......that's a bad title but fuck it i've had a bad day

ok so this is my first blog.....that's a good start i think. Now there's gonna be alot of grammer mistakes in this cause to be honest i'm not bothered to fix it up all neat and proper. I've been meaning to start one of these for awhile, my friend kate and i were talking one night and decided we'd start one each but emm she got there WAY ahead of me cause i was too lazy to start one but i haven't had the best day so i thought i might as well start now and tell you about my bad day......for my first blog it's gonna be pretty angry *shrugs*......apparently ouep sec mean yup dude in french.....sorry

Right so here we go, the day started out ok. School passed pretty quickly but then came the after school study (there'll probably be a few blogs of me ranting about it). It's so fucking boring! I mean i dont really get any study done, i do my homework then i sit there for the next two hours trying to stay awake. i tried looking out the window yesterday but as soon as i did parr (supervising teacher) yells "dent look at your book and do some work"......*mumbles curses under breath*, anyway back to today. I was just sitting there bored out of my mind so i decided to read my history book, i've now finished the book ahead of my class. So when a quarter past six eventually came i ran out of school, i couldn't wait to get far far away from that place.

So i get home have chocolate, text, then run out of credit.....this is when the really bad day kicks in. I walk to my local supervalu to buy €10 credit but the machine is broken but not to worry there's a lidl across the road so i went in there but unfortunatly there was only one till open and a huge que with people that had loads of stuff to buy, i'm getting kinda annoyed now i mean why the fuck would one of the busiest lidls only have one till open! anyway i now decide to walk up to the garage but when i get there guess what.....the credit machine up there is fucking broken too. It's gotten really cold at that point too and me in all my wisdom decides not to bring a jacket because poloman doesn't feel the cold (sorry only one person will get that), so now i have to walk up to another garage! (i really need this credit as you can see)

So i get to this other garage and they actually have credit but when i go to buy it the guy charges me an extra 40 cent for credit....40 fucking cent. I'm so tired and cold at this stage that i dont give a fuck so i give him the money a leave.

Glad to be on my way when i spot a bunch of knackers waiting at a bus stop....ah fuck. I'm the perfect target for them because of my long hair baggy jeans and general rockness. So i'm walking by them and i get the usual insults you know "cut your hair" "fuckin hippie" all that shit and there's like 4 of them so i figure i'm better off if i just keep walking, so i do and i get home and that's when i decided to write this.

So yeah that's my day......i'll write about more of the issues delt with in this blog in more detail sometime.....like the fact that they charge you extra to buy credit.

Well i'm off now. Hope somebody reads this so i dont just look crazy.